Do you need some SUMMER'S EVE to go with that Douchieness

I found the most genious website! haha pure comedy. I'm sure some of these accounts are probably over-exaggerated or pretty much fake all together but still the thought of some of them being true is just mush more funnier. Complete douchebags!

Ruthlessness

I can't believe people would make a shirt out of this kinda thing. Like domestic violence is supposed to be funny?? And this shirt is not even that great of an idea. Why didn't they just print it on a "wife-beater".

Booties for Women

OKAY! what the heck is this??? People actually buy this!
Apparently you just pay a bunch of money to have some uggs on your feet while u get your toes did! wow! I think whoever feels that they need to buy this is seriously in for a rude awakening. What about the rest of your foot? are you just going to neglect it? ugh!

Wish me luck!

I'm entering this. Wish me luck!

I fell asleep in his arms.

Good concept. But I think it's a lil' creepy. I don't want to have to wake up to a fake hand next to me.

Confessions of a Shopaholic

I saw this yesterday with the "sis-in-laws" and I actually liked it! It was a very cute movie and actually pretty funny. But I think if it wasn't for the funny parts then it wouldn't have been that good. It really made me want to go out and buy a pair of shoes! And it gave me just one more reason of why I should move to New York. I really want too. I can't stop thinking about it, but at the same time I could never see myself leaving CALI! ugghh and I know life would be much different. But back to the subject, the movie, I don't think a guy would enjoy it as much obviously. Unless he shops alot and finds himself in debt because of all the name-brand clothes he just "HAS TO HAVE!" ( i know someone like this! =x) So I would recommend seeing this movie.It has alot of color and alot of fashion! In a way it kind of reminded me of THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA except with more pink and bright colors.
p.s. I recommend you don't drink during the movie. Seriously.

Baby Booming?

Seriously? What is up with all the babies now-a-days?? When did having babies become the thing todo! AND WTF is up with this!

Horny Friday

Justin Timberlake is our lucky eye candy.
Cuz it's friday and Bitches be hornier especially today.

;]

Last minute V-day

So even though tomorrow is Valentine's day and deciding to make a reservation somewhere today is pretty much pointless i think if you pick one of the things below you justu might be able to save the day! after all who doesn't like to be loved on VDAY!


MOVIES
You could always go out for an early movie, maybe one that didn't just come out and avoid all the crowds and after go for dinner or catch an early dinner and late movie..


DINNER AT HOME
How about cookin up a lil sumthin sumthin together at home and enjoying it alone together that way you don't have to worry about the older couple across from you lookin while you sneak some foreplay under the table, this way you can do it on top of the table and not care!


BODY PAINT
I haven't tried this personally but I am guessing it would be fun. So I'd do it. I mean painting SEX or hearts all over your man's body ?? COUNT ME IN!


STRAWBERRIES
I'm not really a huge fan of chocolate covered strawberries I mean they're pretty good but I would prefer a caramel dip with my strawberries or some ice cream or some whip cream! I'm not sure why these are so special for vday I would eat them anytime of the year.


HANDCUFFS & LINGERIE
Need I say more? really? have some fun! SPice it up a bit! It ain't gonna kill ya I promise!

&& lastly


SEX
After all the V in V-DAY does stand for Vagina doesn't it??
haha kidding!


Have a wonderful Valentines day!

HELLZ BELLZ Spring '09

Hellz Bellz is about to release their new shit! I am way excited for their new Tee's and I DEF! need to cop this one! Im so serious! I can't wait to order it and open it! aaaaahhhhh im addicted to retail!